*gtm* reminds me of my ex
Boom! Lawyered.
My sister (to her boyfriend): I love you shnooky wookums (and more cutesy crap)
Me: Thugs don't say lovey dovey crap to their side pieces.
My sister: ...Guess I'm not a thug, then...
Me (After a few minutes): Why can't I post on your facebook wall?
My sister: Its that timeline thing.
Me: See, this is why I just can't get jiggy with that whole timeline thing.
My sister: Thugs don't say "jiggy".
Me: .. A thug just did...
And as if to cement this day’s spot as the WORST OF ALL TIME
Today is the NFL draft… because all that I needed to see when I logged onto Facebook is how friggin great my triflin ass ex-boyfriend’s life is going right now.
F.T.B.A.N.!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Screw my life. HARD. >(
Happiness in Six Steps
From a blog post I made a while ago.:
Step One: Buy an Android and/or iPhone
Step Two: Search your local city for dumb people with Androids and/or iPhones. The dumber the better. Seriously. You want them nice and dumb
Step Three: Get them to download Words with Friends. You do the same.
Step Four: Find out their username.
Step Five: Play them in Words with Friends*. Make sure you lord your superior vocabulary over them. Taunt them with words that may or may not actually be real, but that are accepted by the game. Win by hundreds of points.
*It is important NOT to play a random opponent. That opponent might be smarter than you, rendering this plan useless.
Step 6: Rematch.
You’re welcome.
Today
was possibly the worst day I have ever had at work. It started out impossibly bad and got considerably worse. By the end I was in shock. I’m glad its over. And I cannot wait for tomorrow. Mainly because I have nowhere to go but up from here. :)
….Whoever posted or made this picture can go fuck themselves or suck their own balls and eat their own shit. U-KISS has worked hard and suffered a lot through their trainee days just to perform and see KISSME’S and make US KISSME’S happy. I don’t know who the fuck you are. But if you’re an anti U-KISS you can go and suck their balls because if you don’t give a shit about U-KISS or like their incredibly awesome songs, just leave them alone instead of making other KISSME’S pissed off. I see this person who posted this picture up likes SNSD? I can tell because SNSD - The Boys is playing on your blog. Let me say something, I don’t like SNSD. You hurt my feelings, I hurt YOUR feelings. GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE U-KISS FUCKING DESERVES A FUCKING AWARD. NEXT TIME YOU SAY SOME SHIIT ABOUT U-KISS, CAPITALIZE THEIR FUCKING NAME. Jeez. some antis just bother me.
“You hurt my feelings, I hurt YOUR feelings….” I do not know who the original poster is, but I am almost 110% sure that you failed at that mission kissmexkyla, give or take 10%.
